Congratulations, Rock Star! You're on the Nice List

Your really outdid yourself this year!

You can expect your gift to arrive on the evening of December 24th between 7:00pm and 11:59pm. To ensure a frictionless delivery, please make sure to be asleep during this delivery window and remit the milk and cookie compensation on a surface close to your Christmas tree.

Thanks for believing in us for all your Christmas magic!

A fun little project by: Sarah Lochhead

Sorry, Champ. You're on the Naughty List

Well, unfortunately we are unable to process your request at this time. Please ... do better and try again next year and maybe you'll get the gift you asked for.

You can, however, expect to find a lump of coal as symbolic gesture to further disparage you for your infractions against niceness. To start the year off in the right direction, we ask that you continue to remit milk and cookie compensation on the evening on December 24th.

A fun little project by: Sarah Lochhead